• This week in, no one has anything going on but Holiday crap: Here’s some crap to do to find people to see naked or with people you are currently seeing naked. GO BUY STUFF Glamour Swap at Golden West (12/4) – Trade nice clothes, take cute glamour shots together and drink hot alcohol in Hampden. […]

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  • MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET IN HAMPDEN Quick note: Lights go on tonight through Jan 1st. Grab coffee from one of the eight(?) coffee shops near The Avenue (or get icecream from The Charmery after dinner!) and walk through the 2 blocks of lights. Parking is a challenge & driving through is worse so grab a spot on […]

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  • thebaltimorechop: WHERE TO DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IN BALTIMORE If you’re like us the thought of spending full weekends bouncing around from big-box to big-box fighting highway traffic and the stroller patrol makes you want to overdose on egg nog. But shopping can be incredibly easy if you know where to go. Below are six […]

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  • THANKSGIVING EVE IN BALTIMORE I spent my Thanksgiving Eve at my parent’s place prepping food because A.) I don’t want to hook up with people from out of town B.) I don’t have an everlasting crush on anyone from high school but if that you’re thing… THANKSGIVING EVE: BULL ROAST AT POWER PLANT LIVE!For $20 you […]

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  • EXAMPLES:If it’s a first date and my attraction level is a 9, I try to plan a date at least 2.25 miles away from either of our neighborhoods (or at least mine). This is about the distance between Joe Squared Station North & Golden West in Hampden. If it’s a second date and my attraction […]

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  • I know it’s super lame to do this but after Tuesday I saw such a surge in page visitors, followers, etc. I started this blog on July 30th on a whim and wanted to say thanks because I just hit my 1,000th follower!  (Shout out to rnl25 who got me there.) I know a lot of […]

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  • THE MOBBIES: OR HOW TO STOP WORRYING AND GET A DATE AT A “NAME BADGE” EVENT IN BALTIMORE So last night I sold out my anonymity for a pretty dress, high heels and hearing people telling me how much they love my blog! If you missed me, I make an appearance in this gallery (also where […]

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  • CHARMED & DANGEROUS ON OKCUPID So yesterday I posted the Baltimore unscientific stats on OkCupid. This prompted me to examine my own numbers. The characteristics I used for my overall search stats is far more liberal than my own match search so the above are where I stand. Note: “Looking for” is short & long term […]

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  • BALTIMORE & OKCUPID So I did a nice unscientific search through OkCupid, the data was compared to the data in my first post. Of course, most are willing to date outside of the city bounds, but the choice to do 5 miles is because it encompasses almost all of Baltimore City and that’s a good […]

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