• So you’ve decided you don’t want to be in a room of thousands of people for NYE. Good for you! Now that we’ve gotten passed the obvious, here is what the main venues have going on for NYE. Bring A Date?These would make for a low pressure early date (3-5 dates in) if you want to do […]

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  • Attention Baltimore: Today & Tomorrow it will be 70 degrees. Fort McHenry is open from 9AM to 5PM. Grab your bike & have a picnic (entry and parking is free as long as you don’t go in the star port (top left photo))

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  • Okay, you guys, I’ve planned out your entire Saturday. (You’re welcome). Start with brunch in Station North (Looking at you, Lost City Diner) then go to the Station North Art Market and grab some last minute gifts. Head across the street to Windup Space for Brew & Board Games Special Holiday Edition (4PM-8PM) then close […]

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  • I guess it’s time to start talking about this. This will be 1 in a, however many I want, part series of shit to do for 12/31/2013. I, so far, haven’t been convinced to do anything but lie in bed, but we’ll see how this goes. I choose to start off with the low hanging […]

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  • Last week, I posted about flaky people/dates and ask how everyone handles them. The above responses are my favorite answers. The combination of these two answers and my amazing best friend led me to this conclusion that could making dating more enjoyable. FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE, STOP GOING ON & SUGGESTING SHITTY FIRST DATES […]

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  • The actual text & subtext of every OkCupid profile I ever come across ever. On a related note, I think I may make it to DC this weekend, has anyone else decided to start dating DCians?

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  • HOT WATER MUSIC – 12/11 & JIMMY EAT WORLD – 12/12 @ RAM’S HEAD LIVE I don’t talk about music too much on this blog because The Baltimore Chop does it better than I do and deep down I’m still 14 anyway. But I felt the need to express how perfect these two shows would be for […]

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  • Baltimore date nights [From 1st Date to 50th]

    Baltimore date nights [From 1st Date to 50th] Where to go for every occasion, from first date to 10-year anniversary — just in time for Valentine’s Day. —by Richard Gorelick Also see: Valentine’s Day guide | Offbeat Valentine’s Day events Totally click bait but pretty good click bait. I back almost all these recommendations. Good […]

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  • Weekend MARC service begins Saturday! Here’s where to go! – City Paper Blogs

    Weekend MARC service begins Saturday! Here’s where to go! – City Paper Blogs At long last, the MARC commuter train will begin service this Saturday with a 7:35 a.m. departure  from Penn Station to D.C.’s Union Station. The cost is $7 for a one-way ticket. We’ve been looking forward to this day since the MTA […]

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  • thebaltimorechop: POSTER GUTS @ ATOMIC BOOKS This is tonight. Atomic Books’ newly opened Eightbar is quickly and quietly becoming Hampden’s best low-key spot to relax and have a drink. If the Chop were a drunken Goldilocks searching up and down the avenue for the perfect happy hour-type relaxing bar this is what we would find: […]

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