Why so many dates?

Dating, for me, is a necessary evil like that one friend that always wants to go to Federal Hill and an acquired taste like pickleback shots.

The pros of shacking up with a dude is starting to outweigh the cons:

  1. I think often about how productive I could be if most of my free time weren’t spent sitting across from strangers.
  2. I need to find someone so I never have to step foot in Bond Street Social again.
  3. I feel bad wasting all these free tickets to events on losers.

If I’m successful, unfortunately the biggest con:

  1. I think I’m on the way to a World Record and if I stop now there goes my chance at fame.

But really, those who can’t do, teach, right?


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