Dating, for me, is a necessary evil like that one friend that always wants to go to Federal Hill and an acquired taste like pickleback shots.
The pros of shacking up with a dude is starting to outweigh the cons:
- I think often about how productive I could be if most of my free time weren’t spent sitting across from strangers.
- I need to find someone so I never have to step foot in Bond Street Social again.
- I feel bad wasting all these free tickets to events on losers.
If I’m successful, unfortunately the biggest con:
- I think I’m on the way to a World Record and if I stop now there goes my chance at fame.
But really, those who can’t do, teach, right?
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