PSA # 2 of the Day

To Gentlemen that choose to put their penises in ladies:

PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE.

After talking to many guy friends, I’ve come to understand that no one has ever told most of you that, so you’d never know. Prices ranges from $40 to $60 for the one little pill. It is not covered by insurance.

If you ever find yourself in a situation in which your lady friend has to go pick it up, please offer her at least $20. If you really like the girl, take her out for a bite to eat, stop at the drug store on the way there and buy it for her. She’s already in a vulnerable situation—having to ask for money on top of that is sucky. 

Please, spread the word.